Definition: Happiness
Happiness (n)
1. Really, you looked this up in a dictionary? Are you completely fucking mental? Philosophers, theologians, artists, and everyday people have been trying to figure out what “happiness” is since fish grew hair and learned to walk upright.* Now here you come along and think, “Oy! I’ll just check the dictionary! I bet noone’s ever thought of doing that before.” Well, fuck you buddy. We HAD the definition, but we’ve since removed it and locked it up in our vault. That’s right…the definition of “happiness” is behind 9 inches of lead and guarded with lasers.
2. The state of being happy. That really didn’t help you did it?
*with apologies to Jawbreaker for a serious misrepresentation of the theory of evolution…
