After the conquest.
“I am the god of fucking!”
“Louis, you’re standing on my hair.”
“Oh…sorry, Tina.”
“Lay back down. Someone will see you.”
“Fine…but this place looks pretty secluded”
“Maybe…but isn’t it better like this?”
“Well, yeah. But if you keep your hand there, I can’t be held responsible for what happens next.”
“Really? You’re ready again?”
“I could be.”
“I’m tired though. Let’s just lay here for awhile.”
“Fine…but it was good right.”
“It was great.”
“And…I mean…I’m not THAT small.”
“Hush…you’re ruining the moment.”
“When you screamed like that…that was new right? You didn’t do that with the last guy?”
“Seriously…Louis….”
“I’m just asking. Am I better?”
“I’m going to get dressed now.”
“You can tell me if I’m not, I won’t be offended.”
“Hand me my panties.”
“Oh god…it’s my penis isn’t it? It IS too small.”
“Look, here’s three bucks for the bus. I don’t really feel like giving you a ride back to the bookstore.”